Black Friday was no match for the Vonster

Just got back from my Black Friday Goodwill shopping spree. The crowd was huge, so instead of fighting the crowd I just went out back to their trash dumpster, where it was less crowded, but the pricing was better....hee hee

I got all my holiday shopping done. For Bernie I got her a broken exercise bike. Now when people call her fat she can say her exercise bike is broken. For Bill White I got him a female mannequin, now he can practice slapping females around, he will be prepared went the next pushy broad shows up at his home. I got the Beast of Bergen a Accubanker AB-230 Portable money Counter, I am sure this will entertain Hal for years to come. I got Steve a little boy, he followed me home so I wrapped him up for Steve. Until next time this is Vonbluvens out